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Home Uwe Boll Throws Hissy Fit Over Failed Kickstarter Project

Uwe Boll Throws Hissy Fit Over Failed Kickstarter Project Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out

Derek Baroni

Derek is in search of a real life Super Saiyan mode. He just needs to find the balls!

June 13, 2015 News
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When people get mad, they stop beating around the bush and say what they really mean, and Uwe Boll’s recent rant against the whole world is no exception. Recently, Boll’s Kickstarter campaign for Rampage 3 ended unsuccessfully, reaching only 70 percent of its €50,000 goal, prompting Uwe to post two YouTube videos. The first one, titled “Fuck You All,” is aimed at the crowd that refused to fund what could best be described as a movie adaptation of Hatred. Here are some choice quotes from the video:

Basically my message is – fuck yourself, because that’s so fucking absurd what retarded amateur idiots collecting money on that absurd websites

That’s a complete sentence and yet it makes absolutely no sense, a common theme in Boll’s work. With that kind of attitude, it’s no wonder nobody sane would give their money so that Boll can ruin another beloved video game franchise or produce more cinematic drivel.

I have enough money to play golf ’til I am dead.

Good riddance, and try not to ruin golfing for everyone else with your childish whining… oh, who am I kidding? You’re destined to make terrible movies and you’ll be back.

You give 600,000 to a movie about some retarded wizard in the forest…

I have no idea what this quote references, but there are already jokers jumping on the opportunity to make a quick buck. This Kickstarter campaign asks for $4,000 to make a trashy movie about lost campers who encounter a retarded wizard in the forest, which actually sounds like an interesting premise.

The second video deals with the Hollywood movie industry in general and is full of Uwe’s butthurt that plebs like George Clooney and Brad Pitt get all the press write-ups while he gets none. So, Uwe, here you go.

In the end, I really enjoyed “Fuck You All” and I think it’s Uwe Boll’s masterpiece. The camera angles are great and there is a lot of dramatic delivery, though his thick accent sometimes gets in the way. Overall, I give it a 7/10, would watch again.

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Jun 13, 2015Derek Baroni
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