
As we all know, shirts are very important to social justice warriors. Did you know that shirts can actually stop women from getting into STEM fields? It’s true. I mean look at this oppression right here.
Absolutely horrifying. And look at the intensity of his male gaze. You can’t see them because camera lenses aren’t sensitive enough to pick them up, but he is bombarding that poor woman with rape stare eye lasers. Not since my review of Pong have I witnessed such misogyny.
The patriarchy can’t handle this swag
Well now thankfully some more appropriate attire is available. Over at iam8bit.com you can get your hands on this shirt that will let the world know once and for all that #GamerGate is hate.
And the best part is, $5 out of each $15 sale goes to The Code Liberation Front which helps women in games. Of course, by “women in games” we don’t mean actual women who produce actual games people might want to play. No, we mean professional victims who barely produce anything, and certainly nothing anyone wants to play.
Best you aGGros got?
Is this seriously your latest and best shot here social justice warriors? “#GamerGate is hate”? Well, it rhymes, so I guess it’s got that going for it. I recently got myself a Vivian James shirt to wear at the various retro game cons I go to.
It actually looks decent, having a design on it rather than boring text. And, while it was a bit pricey for a mere t-shirt at $24.99, proceeds went to an actual charity, The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. This is what #GamerGate produces compared to what our enemies produce.
Creatively bankrupt aGGros
Sometimes I’m amazed at the incredible creativity in #GamerGate versus the absolute creative bankruptcy of the aGGros. Just look at Vivian James. Look at all the fantastic art that has come from the little mascot. What did the aGGros have for their mascot? A rip off of ours with a different color swap.
For people that whine about supposed “white privilege” and promote fat acceptance, I can’t help but notice their character is both thin and Aryan. All this pathetic attempt at stealing Vivian’s thunder did was add to her mythos. Now, in the tradition of Bizarro Superman, Wario, and the mirror universe from Star Trek, Vivian James has her own evil double.
#AntiGamerGateHashtagNumber429
How many damn attempts at anti GG hashtags have they tried to get trending? Each time finding out they have neither the numbers nor the passion to match this movement they fear so much. They can’t even decide if we’re dead and don’t matter, or a frightening terrorist organization. Recently MTV, which I’m pretty sure stands for Moron Television at this point, reminded us all they still exist with an article declaring that we evil “trolls” will not prevail against the righteous social justice warriors. As with all similar declarations against #GamerGate, it seems they’re trying to convince themselves more than us.
We’re winning
Make no mistake people, we’re winning. These social justice parasites are on the run, and their hugbox shrinks by the day. So take a moment and savor the stink of desperation coming off them. I know I am.
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